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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:02

Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
No go.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Is 1500 calories enough for a 5’3 15-year-old who is non-active?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons