What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Then came..

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why does the UK Labour MP Jess Philips seem to be such a divisive figure?

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Has a conversation with someone who holds opposing political views ever caused you to change your own beliefs?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

No go.

What movies have not aged well?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

What exactly is digital marketing?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

Is 1500 calories enough for a 5’3 15-year-old who is non-active?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

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